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Shit in Context

When we care about something, it\'s \99giving a shit.\99 When we take a shit, were really leaving a shit. Having something that\'s \99the shit,\99 is different than having \99the shits.\99 \99The shit\99 is exponentially better than \99shit.\99 Man, I love context. Its the shit.

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The Reality

The day I met u,I thought as I was put into hell, The days I lived with u,I felt as feeling the pain of Consequences, The day I left u,I felt as I was put into heaven..

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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity. *Dennis Ritchie*

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