Reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
I\'ve got to drink: my mind keeps on working hard and fast to the point of suffering. I have to slow it down to rest it at times.
Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: \99Now bring on that damn cat!!!