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After finishing our Chinese women jokes

After finishing our Chinese food,
my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies.
Mine read, “Be quiet for a little while.
” His read,
“Talk while you have a chance.

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Here’s what Siri sent women jokes

After i-messaging back and forth with my wife, I jokingly commanded Siri to pass along this message:
“You need to get back to work now; you have a husband to support.” Here’s what Siri sent: “You need 
to get back to work now; you have 
a has-been to support.

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I once gave my husband women jokes

I once gave my husband the 
silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared,
“Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”

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It’s the only way I can women jokes

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
“Ha­­! That’s not going to help,” she said. “Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.

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My glow was only slightly women jokes

The party’s host paid me a great compliment.
“You are a good-looking woman,” he said.
“Honest—I’ve had only one beer.” My glow was only slightly dimmed when my husband interjected,
“Imagine how great she’ll look after two.”

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