I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.
An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.
Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”