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He was put into his cryogenic-programmer jokes

He was put into his cryogenic receptacle,
the technicians set the revive date,
he was given injections to slow his heartbeat to a bare minimum, and that was that.

Joke Submitted By : Dil Comments

He was put into his cryogenic-programmer jokes

He was put into his cryogenic receptacle,
the technicians set the revive date,
he was given injections to slow his heartbeat to a bare minimum, and that was that.

Joke Submitted By : Dil Comments

Jack decided to contact-programmer jokes

Jack decided to contact a company that specialized in cryogenics.
He made a deal to have himself frozen until March 15th, 2000.
The next thing he would know is he'd wake up in the year 2000;
after the New Year celebrations and computer debacles;
after the leap day.
Nothing else to worry about except getting on with his life.

Joke Submitted By : Dil Comments

Several years of this-programmer jokes

Several years of this relentless,
mind-numbing work had taken its toll on Jack.
He began having anxiety dreams about the Year 2000.
All he could think about was how he could avoid the year 2000 and all that came with it.

Joke Submitted By : Dil Comments

Once a programmer drowned-programmer jokes

Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Many Marines where at that time on the beach,
but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.

Joke Submitted By : Dil Comments

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