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A man is lying on the men vs women jokes

A man is lying on the beach,
wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.
A woman passing by remarks,
"If you were any sort of a gentleman,
you would lift your hat to a lady.
He replies,
"If you were any sort of a sexy lady,
the hat would lift by itself."

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A man is being arrested men vs women jokes

A man is being arrested by a female police officer,
who informs him,
"Anything you say can and will be held against you."
The man replies,
"Boobs!"

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Girls are better than men vs women jokes

Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.

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So she would love you men vs women jokes

A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded,
”So you would love her.”
The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied,
“So she would love you.”

Joke Submitted By : Dil Comments

Is Google male or female men vs women jokes

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Joke Submitted By : Dil Comments

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