Q: What do you call 2 orthopedic doctors reading an EKG?
A: A double blind study!
Q: What do you call a doctor that fixes websites?
A: A URLologist
Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they are born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
A guy goes to the doctor.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
Three indicators that you have a radiation sickness
1. You are losing hair
2. Your skin is turning red
3. Your grave is bleak