Q: How many molecules in a bowl of guacamole? A: Avacado's Number
Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? A: He worked it out with a pencil.
Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? A: Because it had more cents.
Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A: Because you can't drink and derive.
Here’s some advice: At a job
interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.