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The engineer smiles and says-engineer jokes

The engineer smiles and says,
“Wow, well I don’t really have a need for those clothes,
but how about the bike?”

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To be sure she gets his-engineer jokes

To be sure she gets his attention she smiles,
takes off all of her clothes and tells the engineer in a very seductive way,
“Take what you want.”

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An engineer was sitting-engineer jokes

An engineer was sitting on a park bench having lunch.
He was minding his own business,
when suddenly a beautiful woman comes riding by on a bike.
She sees the engineer on the bench and instantly knows this is the love of her life.

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The physicist replied-engineer jokes

The physicist replied,
"Don't you see, if I go only half the distance each time,
I will never actually get there.
It's a hopeless situation."

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The engineer then looked-engineer jokes

The engineer then looked at the physicist and noticed he was very sad.
"What's the matter with you? This is the opportunity of a lifetime."

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