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A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk jokes

A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving.
The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt.
The cop says, “Holy shit, you’re so drunk, you can’t even walk!” The drunk says, “No shit, that’s why I took my car!”

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A mathematician stumbles drunker jokes

A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m. and his wife is livid.
“You swore that you’d be home by 11:45!” “No,” slurs the mathematician,
“I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”

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A mathematician stumbles drunker jokes

A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m. and his wife is livid.
“You swore that you’d be home by 11:45!” “No,” slurs the mathematician,
“I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”

Joke Submitted By : Dil Comments

Please get out of the drunker jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
“Please get out of the pool.

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I'll take a rum and drunker jokes

Tiger: Bartender, "I'll take a rum and.....
Bartender: OK, heh heh... why the big pause buddy?
Tiger: I was born with them.

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