Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? A: Lots of memory!
“I feel like carp today”
“Yeah, you look a little fishy”
I saw a driver texting and driving.
It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.
Mom: How make chicken
Mom: Where buy chicken
Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.
Person 1: Hey Rachyl, do you remember me?
Person 2: Wrong number.
Person 1: What’s your number then?