Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed!
Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?
Q: What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A: A car only has one horn.
Q. How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?
A. Put him in the front seat.
Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?